xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
For fucks sakes McDonalds, give me a job.
squidwurd: i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
wvnderbar: searching for “grandfather clocks” on google images has the potential for the worst typo ever
wonka-bar: you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa
sighsmatters: i’ve done things i pray literally no one will ever find out about ever
cloudofguiltxxx: Things “hardcore” people say i have this on vinyl, it rules totally bedroom moshing to this so stoked for the *insert gay band name like xburnt toastx* show tonight! gonna bring the hate mosh i ordered my harms way sweatshirt but it didn’t come yet wtf mail man did good *shows pictures of vinyl that they got in the mail*